I am all kinds of unhappy right now. My migranes are back, despite my various meds, I live in Ellicott City, my father is annoying, I have absolutely nothing to do with myself all day, I have a stupid schedule at my new school, and, oh yeah, I'm fat now!
I have no idea if it's the meds, which can cause weight gain, or my constant boredom (read: constant eating), but I've definitely gone from a size 4-6 to an 8. I only know this because I went shopping yesterday, and also because I fit perfectly into my baggy jeans. I know it's stupid and superficial, and it shouldn't bother me, but it really does. Also, I know that I'm not obese or anything, but it's just one more thing on top of everything else. Oh, and also my parents, father included, were telling me that they weighed less than me in college. This again? Didn't my mother get this out of her system when I was in seventh grade? I didn't think parents wanted their children to become anorexic, but hey, what do I know?
In not-so-stupid news, I gave my dog a bath today. Yes, that is how bored I am here. I chose to bathe my dog.
Back to stupidity. (But wait, Krissy, how was you blogging about bathing your dog not stupid?) I can't eat feta anymore.
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I just can't. We even found a middle-eastern grocery, where I can get any variety my heart desires, fresh pitas, hummus, pastries, and everything else I live for. The only thing is, there's a pound of Bulgarian feta in my kitchen just waiting to be devoured, and I can't go near it!
Maybe this is why I'm fat! Maybe, there was some enzyme in the feta that sped my metabolism, and now that I'm not eating it, my already disfunctional body's entire digestive system has slowed down! Yeah! I'll bet that's it! I'm a genius!
My brilliance aside, I really don't know what's going on with this whole feta thing. It worries me though...
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3 comments:
You neglected to include WHY you cannot consume this feta.
And if you think you are gaining weight, go for a walk, go FIND the cool people. It can't be that hard. They tend to hide around sometimes, but if you know where to look you can find some cool people. There is nothing wrong with being superficial from time to time. What's cute is cute, so get it, doesn't matter where its from.
*Nod*
Melissa is correct. WHY can't you?
But she's incorrect with the second. You live on fucking SAFARI COURT. I don't think anyone cool could live on that street. I think you'd have to walk a long way to find cool people. And I dunno if you can walk that far being as sickly and lazy as you are. But you could lose weight by walking?
Aly said...
I don't agree with Rachel, there may be someone cool living near you, you don't neccessarily have to worry about that, but like... yeah... i dunno... *prays for monday*
hurry up! get here!
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