I had sailor pants. Sailor jeans, actually, but they were still cool. They had wide legs and buttons, and I was all set for drunken carousing.
Somehow, they are now too big. I bought them 2 weeks ago. I've worn them once. This is the saddest tale of losing weight that I've ever heard, really.
WASTED SAILOR PANTS!
This is some tragic stuff.
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But who will I carouse with now? Shore leave is no fun when you're by yourself.
I know, I know. I'm working on it. I WILL have sailor pants for this summer. It has to happen.
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